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Monday, February 19th, 2007
1:15 pm
[amything]
All ur Intarwebz belong to LUCYLITA
Oh, God. This is the BEST.

For entertainment, I often lurk the C.S. Lewis section at Fanfiction.net and read the stories there in order to fully appreciate their comedic value. One little doozy I've been following lately is More Than It Seems by Black Moon White Sun, starring your typical Addendum-to-the-Prophecy Sue, Aceline. Yes, Aceline.

At the end of the most recent chapter, Miss Black Moon White Sun decided she would be generous and put in a request for applicants who wished to have their own cameo in the fic. All they had to do was leave a review and a "name, race, brief appearance, and brief personality."

I considered sending in my own application, for I am strange and find amusement in doing things like this. However... It seems someone going by the alias of "Queen Emily the Wise" beat me to it. And boy, do I mean beat me to it.

Since you said you'd put your readers in the story, I figured what the heck, a brief appearance in a Narnia story would be awesome. So here's my character's biography!Collapse )

Queen Emily the Wise, I commend you and offer you my firstborn child. Unless I'm mistaken in assuming that this was a clever wank and you're really serious, which in that case, I offer you my deepest sympathies and a self-help book of your choosing.
Monday, January 8th, 2007
9:44 am
[amything]
I've never tasted anything so Turkish!
Narnia: The Musical!

It's actually quite decent. I liked it, anyway, but I had no idea of its existence until a friend made mention of it. "Turkish Delight" is especially...er. Delightful?

Current Mood: amused
Monday, December 4th, 2006
12:38 pm
[amything]
Invocation to the Muse
O Aslan, Great Lion, King of the Wood, Son of the Emperor Over the Eastern Sea...

We ask you now for strength as we face the long and treacherous road ahead of us. As your specially chosen Royal Wankers, it is our duty to find, reveal, and wank the living marshwiggle out of every crime to the Narnian fandom. Those who dare to blaspheme your name shall face the wrath of we, your servants. Grant us courage and guidance, patience and a strong stomach.

We ask all these things in your name,

Amen.

Let the wanking commence. For Narnia! AND FOR ASLAN!
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